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How you feel when you’re winning an argument
antiquesquirrel:

haha. Me right now

antiquesquirrel:

haha. Me right now

Cleaning while listening to music

sodamnrelatable:

Cleaning without listening to music:

That moment when you’re typing a lot without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you haven’t typed a thing.
laugh-addict:

You will laugh here! 
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
darlingyouweremysweetestdownfall:

omfg.